I just found this in my notes from 2005:

Since last writing, I:
Ate a macaroon in Louisville, Kentucky
Searched for underground tunnels in Michigan with two archaeologists and a dog
Drank Michelob with Don
Ate grilled cheese sandwiches with Don
Was mauled by two standard (oversized?) poodles
Sold 4 boxes of books
Fed deer out of my hands
Cut off my hair with dull scissors
Bought a small piece of Michigan copper
Got in bed with my grandmother
Learned about tax-free bonds in “developing cities” (see ‘Got in bed with grandmother,’ above)
Took several baths with epsom salts
Renewed my love for Grape-Nuts
Started doing number puzzles
Organized my pom-pom collection by color and size
Changed my brand of conditioner
Drove over 800 miles

There. We are caught up!