Tuesday, March 25, 2008

[below: book]

[below: toast]

Mike Albo, you better meet me at the book party tonight or you are TOAST.

Everyone else, buy this book![

Trading up rabbits for clothing, I want this. It may be related to the marsupial pouch (which sort of goes back to wanting to carry my rabbit with me all day), or to wanting to hide (which sort of goes back to sitting still on a heating pad for the next several months)
[via creatures of comfort]

Sunday, March 23, 2008

I really need groceries badly today. I am going to cart them home, making a few trips to keep it light on the discs, since I am entertaining paranoid fantasies, thanks to the interweb. I want to especially thank the posting that read:
I heard a man with disc impingement became paralyzed suddenly while reaching for his toothbrush. Is this possible?
The answer from the expert:

I want to thank my sister for talking me down from the crazy-place--my plan to boycott all movement, sit on a heating pad and read magazines. I am going to check out stationary biking instead.

RV whittled this between audio sessions. Simple wood-and-gut structure, with a little shellac.

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Thursday, March 20, 2008

That's Eve. She is 88 years old, a Holocaust survivor, and a nudist. We met her at her trailer home in a nudist trailer park called Lake Como. Unfortunately, you can't swim at Lake Como because a woman swimming there a few years back was attacked by an alligator.

Eve decided to become monogamous at age 80, when she met her current boyfriend. She plays tennis, rides a bike, smokes, and tells dirty jokes on nude cruises. I have her book of dirty jokes if you are interested.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

My MRI came back: I have four herniated disks in my neck. One bad one, and three smaller disk herniations. Mom, I think I will get that bag-on-wheels you've been talking about for the last ten years.

the baby bird flew away!