GOOD MORNING
I really need groceries badly today. I am going to cart them home, making a few trips to keep it light on the discs, since I am entertaining paranoid fantasies, thanks to the interweb. I want to especially thank the posting that read:

I heard a man with disc impingement became paralyzed suddenly while reaching for his toothbrush. Is this possible?

The answer from the expert:

Yes.

I want to thank my sister for talking me down from the crazy-place--my plan to boycott all movement, sit on a heating pad and read magazines. I am going to check out stationary biking instead.