Tonight, I demonstrated in my kitchen how '90s modern dance is making its way into '00s "So You Think You Can Dance," on Fox. Mia's "contemporary" choreography is not so contemporary. Unfortunately, my kitchen is narrow, so my point was only half-embodied. I did find myself spontaneously bragging that "I have strong knees" and "I like to dance with my elbows." I'll try to take a picture of this in my favorite scenic spot this weekend.