Kyle gave me the most unusual gift: a session with an animal communicator. The AC translates between you and your animal. Here are some of the things she said about Augustus:
He is worried about my upper back and thinks I should get more massages. He wishes I would keep my head back a little more.
He doesn't want to be picked up like a cat.
He loves his home. He would like to spend more time in the bathroom. Even though the floor is slick, he likes it in there.
He would like to work on jumping through a hoop with a grape on the other side.
He doesn't want a cat. If it's a rabbit, he'd like a white rabbit with black markings, and he'd like to try it out first.
He likes the house upstate, but the car makes him nauseous.
He liked my subletter in January but he played music constantly--too much.
He likes it when I have parties. He bit Dan's finger because he thought he was going to try to pick him up.
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