Haircuts by Children: This might be a great birthday party idea. I have to do this. It can't be worse than the haircuts I give myself. Would they give me an asymmetric cut? How many people would like to go get your hair cut by children? We can wash it down with Dim Sum. I may say something similar to: 'cut it like a snowflake.' Or, if that sounds patronizing, 'think origami.'