I am following Richard's instructions on how to look thin in a photograph. Please note his approach. Mine is less subtle. They're feeding us lots of fat here.

Here I am.

Now, for the scariest float in the world.

Is the sign missing a word?

status report: moody son-of-a-bitch with a lot to look forward to.

i'm trying to give up swearing for lent since it makes for flat writing and ugly speech. i used to shyly say "bitches," but robin said it sounded like "kittens."